The other day, I had a rather strange dream. I was living in a "beach house" in central Alabama (I think, at least: the street I was on looked remarkably similar to the street we used to live on. Coincidentally, this street seems to appear quite a bit in some of my recurring dreams.) My family and grandparents were all sitting around the house, and I knew they were there, but I never once actually saw them. Anyway, the phone rang, and I picked it up, only to hear an old woman passionately insist that she was stalking us. For some reason or another, this alarmed me greatly. I tried to convince her not to stalk me, but she wouldn't listen at all. I'm not sure why, but I decided that walking up the street was the right thing to do at the time... As it turns out, I arrived at the end of the street, and noticed this VERY old lady in a car with a cell phone, surrounded by three very old guys (her henchmen???). I instantly became deathly afraid, and started throwing rocks at her car. She got out of the vehicle and started walking towards me. It hit me that since she had been watching so closely, she knew were we lived (which was a BadThing(tm)). I'm a little fuzzy here, but somehow she followed me back to the house, and I let her in (??). Then I proceeded to explain to her how to build nuclear weapons, and she sat in the corner, contentedly building them, and then everything was good in the world. @_X