We were in my house in Pella. There were two guys hung in our front yard... still choking... Another guy was standing on our porch, ringing the doorbell. The head of the house (not my dad) opened the door. He was a LARGE, LARGE man... probably seven feet tall. Huge muscles. Hands bigger than the visitor's head. The brute just smirked, then picked up the visitor, smacking him repeatedly in the side of the head. At this point I noticed a beautiful blonde and some children watching in horror. Because I was getting really freaked out, I walked out into the yard a ways. The big guy started hitting the other guy so hard (over and over and over and over and over and over again) that blood was splattering into the lawn... *smack smack smack smack* Like a machine... harder, and harder... the guy's face started disintegrating into a bloody pulp... before too long, you couldn't recognize it at all. More and more blood was splattering with each smack... And then, out of nowhere, he picked up a huge snowshovel and hit the guy's torso with the bottom of it, ripping the man in half... This disturbed me (understandably) so much that I started running up the hill on our street. In my mind's background, I heard a deep-voiced monologue, a la the opening scene in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, talking about how the world is overcome with evil. I looked up and saw an EVIL car coming down the street... It was completely white, looked sort of like mist frozen in time, and the front was like the head of a roaring tiger... I was unbelievably scared of this vehicle, so I jumped underneath a car in front of Lindsay Polking's house, hiding until I woke up... X_@ Fortunately, the next bit isn't so... o_o It's also less vivid, as it didn't scare the living daylights out of me... just made me happy. :) This time, I was at Iowa State (which looked strangely like some of the castles in Devil May Cry... just happier and warmer), waiting for Laura to come visit. I don't really remember what happened next, but at some point I was out in the hall in front of our room and I saw her walking towards me... we ran together and hugged... so wonderful. ^^ We went into my room, where she sat down with her (our?) baby (O_O), and we didn't really do anything else besides talk... I asked some bizarre question like "Hey, do you want to do something gross?" She said no, so I just climbed into bed and fell asleep (????). Then my friend Chris showed up, and he told me that he had bought all of these old crappy card games for his computer, and he didn't want them anymore... So he convinced Laura to buy them from him for $900!!!! I was like "YOU EVIL EVIL MAN!" and I told him that he had to give the money back... And then we were walking around a little bit later, and there was a random NES plugged into a TV... So he walked up to it, unplugged it, stuck it under his arm, and started walking with us again. I said "You can't just steal that Nintendo!" He said "I just did." And I guess that's pretty much it... I may remember bits and pieces of it later. Maybe Mike's idea about a dreamfukt.com is a good idea.