Laura's Too Modest
Laura and I went to Village Inn for brunch, and this weird guy came up to our table and said "Would you mind if I made a fool of myself?" to Laura. "Do you know <some name>? You look just like her... God, she was gorgeous." He walked away, but kept staring at her. When we were almost done, the guy walked by us again, looked at Laura, and said "Jesus Christ....." Laura was blushing sooo much. :D
hehe...did you tell him "back off of my girlfriend Jack! she's mine!!"??
teehee
His name was Jack? You must be telepathic or something!
At least he didn't say "Damn bitch, you stupid fly!"
Or is that your line? :)