Best Tuesday Ever
aegisz: evangelists rule
Ottoflippa: o_O
aegisz: I just spent my evening drinking and watching a televangelist talk about Michael Jackson and Toby Bryant wishing they had "kept their underwear on"
aegisz: and saying that you have to wear the armor of god (grace grace) every day and remember to keep your underwear on
Ottoflippa: Kobe Bryant, actually. But that's frickin' funny. :)
aegisz: and then it turned into a sigfriend and roy-esque dance with pipe and rock music, then girls with swords came out
aegisz: it was messed up
Ottoflippa: Rock!!!
aegisz: oh yeah, and he talked about David leaving his porch and seeing a UFO
aegisz: "Unclad Female Object"
Ottoflippa: What the hell were you watching?!?
aegisz: Channel 65 or something
aegisz: it was sweet :D
Ottoflippa: Ah. That's where the crazies are. Like the creepy Plastic Lady.
aegisz: oh yeah, and they talked about the devil shooting hot, dark thoughts into your brain
aegisz: and that the birds can fly over your head, you can't help that, but don't let them land and build a nest on your head, then poop into it
Ottoflippa: Wow. Damn, I wish I coulda seen this.
aegisz: and those hot thoughts will burn into your brain, and when they miss, they'll hit your family and kids and burn your house down
Ottoflippa: Rock!
aegisz: I wish you had too :)
Ottoflippa: Makes me wanna listen to Iron Maiden. And I HATE Iron Maiden. :P
aegisz: hah
you sure you weren't just high?
no, I heard it while we were talking last night. The sad thing is that he wasn't high/drunk/imagining it.
Yeah, you get some really over-the-top stuff when you get three different religious networks on the cable system. Good times. Especially the afore-mentioned "Plastic Lady," an overweight, orange-skinned, wig-rocking, bathed-in-makeup beast of a human being. Scary stuff...
Why we can't cut at least one of 'em and get something cool like TechTV or MTV2, I dunno.
And man, it's Kobe Bryant, not Toby. :)
I don't mean to rag, I just thought it was funny.