I grew up eating iceberg lettuce. And then more iceberg lettuce.
I thought iceberg and fruit were the only salads you could eat.
Good thing I was wrong.
(Actually, I wasn’t unhappy with iceberg lettuce salads. When your
base ingredient sucks, you just add a bunch of cheese, bacon, ranch
dressing, and tomatoes. But then, why are you even eating the lettuce
You all know this, but I’m going to say it anyway. There are
much better green things to eat. Green things that are so good by
themselves that you don’t need cheese or ranch or bacon. They are
spinach, arugula, dandelion greens, radicchio, and chard. In order:
Again, limited experience here. The consumption process:
- Optionally add a vinaigrette or eggs or pasta or whatever.
- NOM crunch NOM crunch NOM.
You’re happy, full of delicious green things! Now you can eat
your giant cheeseburger without feeling guilty!